Stick that Stop sign up your street

Dear cranky construction worker,

After our lovely run-in on Friday afternoon I have decided that you need a little ray of sunshine to brighten your day. This ray of sunshine is of course coming in the form of a giant fireball that I am throwing directly at you in the hopes that it may wake you up to the realization that you are a jerk.

When a driver comes up to a work zone and you have your stop sign down and you are looking across the street at the teenage girls that are walking by, don't be surprised when said driver starts to slowly creep forward. Better yet, let them know where you want them to go before swearing at them and getting all frustrated. You suck at your job.

If this driver also happens to roll down their window and point out to you that you don't have to be such an ass, you might want to listen. She's making a good point when she tells you that maybe you should communicate what you want her to do - either use that damn sign you are holding or your voice. You have both for a reason you know.

Oh, and when you retort back with "you need an attitude adjustment, especially with your kid in the backseat" do remember that you are only frustrated because a) this driver was right when they pointed out that you are horrible at your job, and b) their child would also think you were a douche bag if they had words yet to describe you.

Keep smoking those cigarettes.

~ Driver